The BARTERTOWN

The sexual act of renting a small person to sit on your shoulders as you do your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate any change in position or other sexual acts. Randomly the little person will ask “Who run BARTERTOWN?” which your partner must answer “Master Blaster” or suffer the consequences.

(Insert Name) took a hottie home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. She was not amused and tried to file charges.

by BellsBeach50 March 9, 2024

The BARTERTOWN

The sexual act of renting a little person to ride on your shoulders while you bang your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate position changes and sexual acts. They will also randomly ask, “Who run BARTERTOWN” and your companion must answer Master Blaster or suffer the consequences.

(Insert name) took her home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. Now they are up on charges.

by BellsBeach50 March 13, 2024

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)

'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'

by Gravvers March 3, 2009

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

The German Battering Ram

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!

"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"

by The Fister October 4, 2004

The Turkey Baster Method

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.

Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!

by bbnk April 22, 2011

Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021