woody

the term a father uses to explain the sensation a male might recieve when he thinks lustful thoughts

"when your around a girl you might get a woody" *vomits*!! DAD! sick!!

by Fran-e and Sage August 28, 2004

Woody

1. n An erect penis.
2. v To blow it on a girls face instantly.

Man we had no fun when she touched my woody, I immediatly pulled a woody.

by shoeless joe March 25, 2003

woody

The King of all Hobos...a.k.a. Woody the weak , Woody the worthless , Woody the waste of Wood

That Woody's a fuckin' hobo !!

by Chaich February 10, 2004

Woody

1.) Drummer in 80's ska band madness

"Have you watched the video to 'It must be
love?' Woody looks very femmy in it."

by Agatha Mold October 4, 2004

Woody

Short for woodchippy.

Having the characteristics of a woodchip.

Usually meant for a guy.

These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, handsome, and very lovable.

The word for a girl with these characteristics is flowerpettally.

Mereda: "My boyfriend, Alex, is so woody! He is really warm-hearted. Alex can't stand to see anyone sad. He is so lovely, I melt every time I see him smile."

Clara: "Erik is pretty woody too. I mean he is so passionate! And he is a genius too."

Harriette: "What about Edward? He's always sincere. And so loyal. Definitely woody."

by Clarediette February 27, 2010

Woody

A person who is the last resort for a sexual encounter

She wanted a woody because he was the last resort

by The Chainsaw chronicles October 11, 2022

Woody

Woody is a great guy. Absolutely huge dick energy. His cock is divine, at a total length of 56 inches when flaccid. He gets all the girls and they simp for him daily, receiving messages at an alarming rate! He loves to use his massive dick with only the bundalicous gals, and rails them in public! What a guy!

Girl 1: Woody is so leng!

Girl 2: I know I love his dick!

by Slappydappy123 May 19, 2022