Jizz Vacuum

when a girl or a gay guy is so addicted to jizz, they suck it up like a vacuum whenever they see it.

John jizzed so much while playing call of duty, he had to call kyle over to be his jizz vacuum

by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010

vacuum cleaner

The only thing that sucks more than Twilight.

vacuum cleaner

by qkjeabfdia;shduaipohuaikghured June 10, 2014

dick vacuum

a dirty, dirty, dirty tramp who sucked your dick, and you don't know her name

Damn, that bitch is a dick vacuum.

Yo, I met that bitch last night, and she gave me that head. That girl is a dick vacuum.

What a dick vacuum.

Man, Elisa is a dick vacuum. Wait, I know her name. She's just a slut.

by JG, BK, PJ, and Nick April 09, 2006

Chocolate Vacuum

The erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm. The ultimate fece fetish fantasy.

Last night I got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since.

by The JWho September 06, 2010

Vacuum beast

A freakishly large woman with an insatiable appetite that simultaneously has extremely feminist views and is overtly angry at men for their lack of desire towards her.

Damn, bro, I didn’t know Maya was such a vacuum beast!

by Conradito robó el manor deli February 28, 2022

Vacuum-Job

When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.

"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Cum vacuum

A woman ( or man) that loves to suck the cock and swallow.

Mixx is a huge cum vacuum.

by Rick rosse November 19, 2006