that shit is the tits

When one is describing something that is the best of the best. Something that is very high quality and/or exceedingly enjoyable.

"Have you tried the pad thai here? That shit is the tits"

by Chlopdx November 25, 2020

Jacked to the Tits

Implies that something is "all fucked up", "all jacked up" or otherwise "FUBARed".

Person 1: Why are you beating the shit out of the computer?

Person 2: Facebook is all jacked to the tits today and not working right.

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nevermind, I'll just put it urban dictionary so that it can actually be considered a word or phrase.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 25, 2010

Sick to the tits

When something goes great!

Synonym: Sick TITS!

Dude 1: I was hammered last night!

Dude 2: Sick to the tits!

by Scene World December 14, 2010

bitch n the tits

man boobs,large breasts on a man

He has a case of bitch n the tits

by T-Boner23 February 9, 2010

The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are

Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

by Del0920 August 12, 2021

Its the tits

Something that is the best thing ever

Ted: How's it like being Gay?
Student: yeah, its great man its the tits!

by Gassypotato January 26, 2024

Hit the tits

When your vehicle has been driven 80085mi/km. When viewed, it looks like B00BS

I was driving my beater around and it hit the tits.

by Titmeiser March 31, 2026