Alabama Stampede

Repeadetly kicking someone’s nut sack until death

Yo, you hear what happened to Jaquan, his girl gave him the good ole Alabama Stampede

by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018

Rodeo stampede

An oddly addictive game where you get crushed by angry elephants

I can’t seem to stop playing rodeo stampede

by Nubnoob9 February 21, 2023

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

Stampede Style

Something done in a way evocative of the rambunctious nature of the Calgary Stampede.

“I rode that guy Stampede Style.”

by Hairinthecream October 9, 2023

Stampede

A group of people that seemed fun and non aggressive until they were ordered to rush the stage.

The people in the stampede weren't inherently aggressive jerks, they were thought to be fun people, but since they were part of the human problem and not innocent like animals, they are not without guilt or responsibility. A person doesn't have to be an aggressive asshole in the way that Derek Chauvin was to kill somebody, there is no kind of person that isn't part of the problem.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Lemonade Stampede

Similar to "when life gives you lemons make lemonade"

Lemonade stampede is when life gives you too much lemons and you can't make lemonade cause you got crushed.

"I have too much homework that I feel too anxious to even finish one"
"I lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog hates me, and i've been kicked out of the house. What the cluster fuck of a lemonade stampede"

by UncleRody March 1, 2021

Oklahoma stampede

When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.

Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.

by SVD 74 April 26, 2021