secretate

the act of being a phenomenal Secretary

"Gee wiz! She sure can secretate! She has my vote!"

by TotallyNotGod June 7, 2018

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secret

A conversation about a guy between two friends

Is not a secret but privacy!

by thewiseblonde May 17, 2010

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secretive

Being mean

Dave is being secretive about a show!!!

by Summer heat February 14, 2018

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Secret

The thang that people don't tell stupid people don't need to know!!!!!!!!

A lady is dying in her death bed and her daughter ask what is is , she says " It's a secret u stupid cow"!

by 2419 October 7, 2006

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The secret may be known for many other definitions but those are all false. the secret means your left boob. It may be very strange but very true not many people know of its name because it is secret which goes by its name. If someone were to bump your secret you wouldnt say you bumped the secret you would say my secret., as shown below.

"Don't touch my secret, its not yours to touch."

"Did you know the secret means your left boob?"

by ilovematthewhead May 12, 2011

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secret

To apply the law of attraction as touched on by the self-help film, The Secret.

"Dude, I can't believe you got that promotion."
"Well, I can. I secreted pretty hard for the interview."

"Why the fuck is Chris Angel famous? He's such a fag.."
"Yeah, he's just proof that you can pretty much secret whatever you want no matter how lame"

by throyourhornsup October 30, 2008

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