Slap the ham

Masturbate

Similar to Beat your meat

I'm going to go slap the ham

by Catsh!t June 23, 2019

slap the cat

Sex. To hit the pussy.

I told my old lady that I wanted to slap the cat tonight.

by Sledgehammer October 9, 2004

Slap the Ghost

Masturbation while wearing a condom.

If you Slap the Ghost, you won't leave a mess.

by atomshifter June 3, 2017

slap the shit out of

When someone is trying to play it cool and make you look like stupid.
Someone is trying to fool you and take advantage

Stop acting like a fool. If you don't do your job I swear I'll slap the shit out of you.

Hey, is Bryan dating your ex?
Yeah, I think he is. Im going to slap the shit out of that fucker

by Bedterror 69 July 12, 2016

Slap the Monk

1. Masterbation.

2. Beating your penis profusely.

I caught that nigga Joe on rude.com on his laptop. I knew he slap the monk every once in a while.

by YoungPop21 August 22, 2009

slap the bag

A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.

"Hey man, can I get a pull of that franzia?"
"Fuck yeah, but don't forget to slap the bag first."

by slappy franzia January 6, 2014

slap the oyster

female masturbation

After watching the hot man-sex scenes in "Brokeback Mountain," Roberta went home to slap the oyster.

by SurlyGirl July 6, 2006