hugger mugger

hugger mugger is the shittiest game on the planet

"pictionary is a hugger mugger game"

by The Rook May 29, 2005

spunk mugger

to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.

the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.

by mr lobby March 10, 2009

flocken mugger

a person who is new at stealing but doesnt quite succeed. Gets caught.

Ted: Did you see that guy getting arrested?
Ben: He's probably just a flocken mugger.

by homieee December 9, 2007

pittsburgh mugger

The act of shoving a mug up a womans asshole

Dude! I gave your mom a Pittsburgh mugger lastnight and it was great

by tacomaster April 29, 2014

waffle mugger

(verb) to shove waffles in ones anus. that eat it out with no hands

frank and pat did some "waffle mugging" later that day

dude, "waffle mugger" is fucked up

by faggenspackle December 21, 2008

cotton headed ninny mugger

(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.

I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger

by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008

Hugger mugger

To act in a secretive manner

I'm sick of all these sneaky types creeping around and hugger muggering

by Dartistic June 21, 2018