A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.
I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.
by Jordan Jereb May 13, 2017
Get the Republic of Florida Militiamug. An awesome band that writes a wide variety of music. Their most famous song would most likely be "Duct-Tape Rage", it is also their first song. They are a small band from Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Guy 1: Duuuuuude, that cocncert rocked, who was that awesome band that played at the beginning?
Guy 2: Duct-Tape Militia, man, everyone in Ace Deuce knows them
Guy 2: Duct-Tape Militia, man, everyone in Ace Deuce knows them
by Jeebus!!! June 20, 2006
Get the Duct-Tape Militiamug. A group of communist freedom fighters in Conneaut, Ohio. Their goal is to rid the town of nazis and sieze the means of production.
by comradegrizzly June 8, 2018
Get the Conneaut Communist Militiamug. Group of guys from Olin and Statesville, North Carolina, who all attended North Iredell High School and now hang out all the time.
by KC April 11, 2005
Get the North Iredell Militiamug. They were a group of the most extreme metal heads (a.k.a. "The Old Bridge Metal Militia") who lived in the town Old Bridge, New Jersey. They would let bands who were touring the area, stay at their houses when they were in town for a gig. Bands like Slayer, Metallica, Motorhead to name a few. They would get these bands to play at parties in their basements.
The Old Bridge Metal Militia were even immortalized in song. The Megaforce compilation Born to Metalize has a track called "One Night in Old Bridge," while Blessed Death had a song called "Knights of Old Bridge."
by TheTrueShMike April 26, 2007
Get the Old Bridge Metal Militiamug. Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.
Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."
Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."
The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.
by Mattmandingo January 7, 2020
Get the well-regulated-militiamug. The 3% Militia is a highly secret society and top secret militia based in Chicago, IL Gary, East Chicago, Indiana also has ties in Semi Valley, California Birmingham and GAdsden, Al.
Members are very loyal having to give up there family's addresses in order to join you can only be a member if you are born as a member this is a top secret family militia.
Members are told not to give up any information or there family's will be targeted. Most members hide in plain site as normal people in society any leaking of this group will result in a execution style killing.
They are far right anti-government & anti-police.
They use the dark web,legal dispensary's and the silk road to tie there distribution networks this group is not defined as a gang.. although in the prison system it's recognized as a top security threat any individual with a 3% on there body will be kept on 23/1 lockdown in a Level 5 prison. They distribute the cellphones and synthetic drugs as well as other drugs in prisons and have used a variety of ways including drones to get it there. The 3%ers in federal prison run the network from the inside of its walls.
Members are very loyal having to give up there family's addresses in order to join you can only be a member if you are born as a member this is a top secret family militia.
Members are told not to give up any information or there family's will be targeted. Most members hide in plain site as normal people in society any leaking of this group will result in a execution style killing.
They are far right anti-government & anti-police.
They use the dark web,legal dispensary's and the silk road to tie there distribution networks this group is not defined as a gang.. although in the prison system it's recognized as a top security threat any individual with a 3% on there body will be kept on 23/1 lockdown in a Level 5 prison. They distribute the cellphones and synthetic drugs as well as other drugs in prisons and have used a variety of ways including drones to get it there. The 3%ers in federal prison run the network from the inside of its walls.
P1-"My brother was in the 3% militia"
P2- "was? There's no getting out, and if he talked about it he is not in it they are very strict when it comes to leaking information"
P2- "was? There's no getting out, and if he talked about it he is not in it they are very strict when it comes to leaking information"
by As nonymous August 11, 2021
Get the 3% Militiamug.