spot the landing 

To drop a comment, joke, etc. during conversation at the perfect time.

Jon Stewart can spot the landing like no other.

spot the landing by 2004 b. May 16, 2006

Survey the Land 

Moving the flame of the lighter around the bowl in order to see if there is any cash left in the bowl.

Person A: its done dude, lets pack another.

Person B: Hey man, lemme Survey the Land.

Person A: better safe than sorry!

Survey the Land by Wayd.is.life. June 22, 2010

the land shark

while engaging in intercorse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to peirce the rectal cavity.

the land shark

the land shark by Frank Finger March 7, 2011

The land of dis dick 

A place where women and fags go to have non-stop anal sex, generally used as an insult or joke.

Bob: Say you goin today?
Jim: Where?
Bob: The land of dis dick.

Paul: Hey Jack I saw you walking the other day
Jack: where
Paul: To the land of dis dick.

The land of dis dick by Disdickinyaass June 10, 2009

The Lancastrian Danger Scale 

It can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which Lancastrians are experiencing.

The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: What is that?

2: T'ah fuck is that?

3: Fuck That!

4: Fuck!!

5: Fuck this shit i'm out...

C'mon now t'ah fuck is that smell of piss in me room?
2 on the Lancastrian Danger scale - moderate to low risk.

The Lancastrian Danger Scale by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016

The Lance The Lance 

A Sexy Shobert.

You are like the lance the lance, big cock. many niggers

The Lance The Lance by Sheriff Shaq December 9, 2019

The Lance Effect 

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

The Lance Effect by Senica Boys February 8, 2020