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Friend of the Lord

It is a way of passive aggressively, or even jovially saying hello to someone through religion.
Common responses to this can be "i am no friend of the lord". Worry not you can inform them that the lord still loves them.
Hello Friend of the Lord, how are you on this glorious of days.
Hello Friend of the Lord, how are you on this blessed of days.
It has many uses and can be used to reference someone that either you like or dislike.
by Ketchup in the Middle December 2, 2010
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lying for the lord

Lying for the Lord, is similar to lying for Jesus, but this phrase is particularly associated with the Mormon church (The church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints).

Lying for the Lord is when a Member of the Mormon church gives information which they know is false - or fails to admit to something which they know is true - to make their church seem better, or less corrupt (or less weird) than it really is

The Mormon tradition of lying for, or about, their religion goes back to the founder, Joseph Smith

Joseph Smith, in "Address of the Prophet—His Testimony Against the Dissenters at Nauvoo", delivered Sunday, May 26, 1844, Joseph Smith stated:

"What a thing it is for a man to be accused of committing adultery, and having seven wives, when I can only find one. I am the same man, and as innocent as I was fourteen years ago."

as the Mormon's own genealogical files will reveal, at this time Joseph Smith had many polygamous "wives"

this is not the first example of the Mormon church lying for the lord - it is simply the best known of many lies Propagated by the Mormon church, continuing throughout the whole history of the Mormon church.

Currently the Mormon church employes semi-official 'apologists' to try and defend themselves against the many sources which reveal the historical lies of the Church - semi official so the church can maintain 'plausible deniability'
"the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.)"

"You know that's not true, and I think you're trying to make your church look better by Lying for the Lord"
by DutchCappedCrusader June 15, 2014
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doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)
Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.
by Duckbutt November 4, 2005
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may the lord open

Prayer used to beseech divine intervention for someone afflicted with constipation and in the grips of a prolonged blum
I've been struggling all day to take a dump and all I have to show for it is a few crumbs. May the lord open.
by Sidney's natural resources October 14, 2019
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Be the lord

Exclamatory Irish phrase originating in Wexico, meaning "Ah here!", "Jesus!" or "Oh dear."
"Be the lord lads the weather's gettin' awful bad."
by shero_2 May 7, 2013
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Anna The Lord

a fat lard innit. she hella cattywompus and I heard she eats bugs
BOD she'll come for you, she a big brunette wit a sketchball accent, she a cockroach, a frog from da country of faggotry. also a total spraffer and kinda clown faced

PS: she a georgebush head, kwyjib, sofa kingdom, deedeedee, fuck knuckle, dill rod, Essex girl.

see ya later masturbator, love peace and hair grease
Pete : "that girl just came up to me, she kept wanting to talk to me"
Roger : "did you talk a lot and look datch and have a weird fuckin accent?"
Pete : "yeah exactly!!!!"
Roger : "Was she a kinda caked brunette?"

Pete : "yeah and she wouldn't stop fuckin talkin"
Roger : "oh em gee code 1 she must be Anna The Lord!!!"
by yourfuckinnightmarebish February 23, 2019
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Fuck the Lord

I hate religion soooo muuuuch.... gah, fuck the lord. I'm never getting to heaven.
by Plutoloco October 20, 2008
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