Gooner

Australian slang for a social drinker or party goer who only drinks cheap Cask Wine Goon. Not to be confused with an English Football supporter.

Wazza took a cask of Fruity Lexia to Dazza's bucks night because he is a Gooner.

by Kryten_2X4B_523P April 26, 2015

Gooner

A reference to the previously twitch now kick streamer crackyreads, in reference to the egirl brei_elle and a quote she said

It’s that damn Jewish gooner incest magic, it’s the reptilians taking my energy in my dreams

by Breisimp69 May 20, 2023

Gooner

The name of someone who bullies those around themselves, yet has delusions of themselves being pleasent, or almost angelic like.

Also, can be described as someone with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Do not be a Gooner to me.....

by Ann Onamys January 1, 2007

Gooner

An individual who does "goonish" things or act extremely ignorant. Also used to greet a fellow "goon"

"goooooooooneeeeer"

Why you acting all gooner on me?

lol how gooneris Ron Artest?

by DevinWillson May 14, 2009

gooner

A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.

Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.

Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.

"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or Sonya...no it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
or
"Layla is such a gooner!"
or
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"

by BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix December 25, 2007

Gooner

A vague Canadian measurement.

"Hey Margo, how big of a glass of wine would you like?"

"A gooner should do the trick!"

by Brass Dog Champ June 13, 2021

Gooner

A schooner of goon.

Jeff was drunk as hell after throwing back a few gooners.

by Jeff25 April 28, 2008