Japanese flying squirrel

Ugliest thing in the world

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel

by Bungalow June 16, 2016

Flying squirrel

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed

Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel

by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020

Flying squirrel shot

A guy pulls his scrotum out to create a well to which liquor is poured into and a lucky person is chosen to empty the well and clean the "shot" glass

Adam has a perfectly crafted scrotum for delivering a huge flying squirrel shot

by Markyed November 13, 2019

glowing flying squirrel

When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel

"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"

by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 21, 2015

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

The Flying Squirrel

When you stretch your nut sack out flat and curve the ends like flying squirrel wings and roll out.

This place is wack I'm about to do The Flying Squirrel and glide outta here.

by B.Nilez July 3, 2021

Flying Squirrel

A person who thinks they can do something, but they can't and shouldn't

Zachari Halkias is such a flying squirrel and that's the tea.

by yeeyeegirl55373 May 15, 2019