by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009
 Get the fedexedmug.
Get the fedexedmug. The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!
Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.
by Rainiered September 15, 2021
 Get the FedExmug.
Get the FedExmug. FedEx- someone who has exceeded the adjective pothead due to the amount of weed he / she consumes on a daily basis
by Tomcarlo September 7, 2017
 Get the Fedexmug.
Get the Fedexmug. When the female is riding on top of the male and he grabs her and screams " If it fits it ships" and throws her across the room while he cums.
by Anniemisery December 1, 2019
 Get the Fedexedmug.
Get the Fedexedmug. by Cdjdllpo299 October 28, 2023
 Get the FedExmug.
Get the FedExmug. by VBsmash May 2, 2018
 Get the the fedexmug.
Get the the fedexmug. 