Boobs

The things men want because (most) can't have them.

Little Girl: Mommy, why do men like boobs so much?
Mother: Well honey, It's because men want what they can't have.

by KittyKat2013 April 5, 2010

Boobs

If you have seen one pair, you want to see them all

"I just got to see Janets boobs, I can't wait to see more"

by Jijjii June 28, 2009

boob

1. a woman's breast

2. a stupid person, a rural oaf.

3. a blunder

The girls boobs were rediculously large. When I saw them, I thought she must have had implants inserted for sure.

by Light Joker July 8, 2004

boobs

Women's not so secret way of getting men to do whatever they want. In fact, it's not secretive at all.

Woman: I want a beer.
Man: Not now.
Woman: *flashes boobs*
Man: How many beers did you want?

by Adrian August 2, 2007

boobs

a womans best argument.

she: could you do <insert whatever> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage*
he: okay! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)

by jonas.h July 6, 2008

boobs

ass meatballs.

p1)big boobs
p2)mm spaghetti

by condombanana November 2, 2020

boobs

Man's best friends. Not counting his penis.

Guy 1: Damn, dude, did you see the boobs on that chick?
Guy 2: I didn't even notice the chick.

by The Male Man December 24, 2008