Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 1, 2020

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020

Barbarian pouch

1. Foreskin.
2. Also refers to the act of eating all the weed when the drug police comes barging into your house

If you think about it, condoms are just sealed barbarian pouches.

Void got involved in a drug raid yesterday, bastard really did a barbarian pouch to deny everything lol

by schazenfraud April 14, 2022

Elite Barbarians

Elite barbarians are a card that are the absolute scum which resides on the bottom of my shoe. the people who use them have never touched a blade of grass in their life that is caused by the trauma of their father leaving them

person 1: wow they use Elite barbarians
person 2: they lack a father

by Unknown gamer Fortnite is dead February 9, 2022

Elite Barbarians

A card in the game "Clash Royale", which is commonly referred to take zero skill in order to use properly. It costs 6 elixir and does major damage to anything they reach. It's commonly used by fatherless players, and is an LGBTQ+ Icon.

Clan Member 1: Aye dude what's your win condition?
Clan Member 2: Oh, I just use Elite Barbarians as my win condition.
Clan Member 1: I knew you were gay.

by soapinabottle22 February 9, 2023

Conan the Barbarian

A sexual role playing scenerio in which you play Conan the barbian and your partner plays America, and in quick fashion you "conquer" her.

1) Conan the Barbarian is my favourite game to play.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

dave the barbarian

only the best show on t.v.

villager-" does this come in teal?"
evil piggy-" oh i'm sorry dear, it only comes in sea foam and mellon. Now to deal with you dave the barbarian and your monkey!"
dave-" Ahhhhhh, Bejabbers!"
fangs-" I'M NOT A MONKEY!"

by Stephen Cummings June 11, 2006