Rocky Balboa Syndrome

The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.
I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.
by VariableY July 03, 2017
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Balboa High School

A large high school located in San Francisco. Academics ratings are not high, but are rising at an amazingly fast rate. Several shootings have occured lately. Often referred to as balboa, or simply bal.
Hey man! Did you hear about the shooting on the 29 bus near Balboa High School?
by mattomynameo December 21, 2005
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Rocky Balboa Thunder Punch

When you are having sex with a chick and you mouth-fuck her till you spew then punch her in the face afterwards causing her to spit the jizz everywhere, ie, like Rocky Balboa getting punched.
I love my girlfriend, I gave her three rocky balboa thunder punches and she still wanted to eat my dick.
by Poondog69 April 13, 2011
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Beat it like Rocky Balboa

The act of masturbating for someone else while punching oneself in (and often) inside the vagina.
Hey bro, how did it go with that girl last night?

Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!

Dang bro, that's tight.
by Rocky Broboa December 12, 2011
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Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance

The act of punching an annoying person until one's hand breaks, then using said broken hand to rub one out in a celebratory fashion
Man: Had a top night last. Bumped in to that annoying prick Appollo Creed, dashed his brains out that went home to perform Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance with Match of the Day on!
by Heavy D Birmingham July 26, 2013
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The Balboa

When you duct tape a large chested female to the ceiling or any other suspended point (with her consent and zero harm involved) and proceed to use her knockers as speed bags. Can be used as a training method for you and a form of stimuli for her.
Do not mistake The Balboa for the Mike Tyson. You're supposed to pound her globes, not eat her lobes.
by Anne Frank's not dead January 23, 2020
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Rocky Balboa

During a blowjob, just before ejaculation ,the nuts get punched like a speed bag.
Thought I getting a nice bj,but the bitch Rocky Balboa'd me.
by Creeper_joe March 04, 2023
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