beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

mop my shit

To suck dick

You gonna mop my shit

by 31k dogs of war December 13, 2016

bite my shit

to steal originality or to get on someone's case. Depending on context. Listen to Bone Thugs n' Harmony for a better reference.

"Don't bite my shit"

by Kyle Thug n' Harmony March 28, 2007

buff my shit

encouraging a girl to give you oral sex or insult

Yo Bitch Buff My Shit

by yungslick November 14, 2007

smack my shit

When somebody disagrees with something you're doing or saying.

Lindsay....I don't think what you said to her was polite.
Kim.........Don't smack my shit.

by MomMom Kim October 16, 2013

Hold my shit

Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper

I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?

by The silent shart July 2, 2018

Getting on my shit

Something or someone really annoying you.

"You're really getting on my shit!"

by Ohandy August 31, 2014