thank fuck

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.

Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

by Ssenillis January 13, 2006

thank you dad

term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father

Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.

by sheila in the car June 15, 2010

thacket

A men's jacket, most commonly the color white. Primarily bought at stores like express or the men's section of forever 21, the jacket has a high collar that is often left unzipped- framing the face in the most homosexual way possible.

The thacket will most often be worn with an american eagle shirt and matching white shoes. Wearers of the thacket are usually gay.

"I laughed so hard when Kenny got a big ketchup stain on his thacket. No bleach is going to make that white again."

by carcarcarpediem July 28, 2009

Thank God it’s all over!

The long awaited joyful exclamation, the parallel sentiment to “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!” from The Wizard of Oz,” that most sane folk will be feeling, as the Extortionist in Chief is led out of the White House in shiny handcuffs and a handsome straightjacket.

We can all begin the recovery now and breathe a mass sigh of relief as we say in unison, “thank God it’s all over!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

wham-bam-thank-you-mam

Referring to a one night stand or a brief sexual encounter with no strings attached.

All I want is a wham-bam-thank-you-mam. I dont want a relationship.

by cherisheachday March 17, 2007

Thackwhap

The act of jumping or running and subsequently having your scrotum smack against your thighs and causing a clapping noise to be made.

Last night at the party, i was fist-pumping in front of Katie like a total douche, because women totally like douche's, and i thackwhapped right in front of her, and she started laughing.

by RoflCOCK May 12, 2011