1. When your friends or family go out, and they post pictures on Facebook or Instagram, but you don't seem to be in any of them. And you realize, you weren't invited.
You say, "thanks for the invite, bitches." Or just, "tftib." The "b" can also stand for the singular word, "bitch."
This is a variant of "tfti" that is to be used when you were bored at home the whole day and would have liked to do something nice because it is summer. And you would normally be ok when people don't invite you because you're independent like that, but this time, you're not happy. Because you really wanted to go out, have fun, and sing "Call Me Maybe" and One Direction in the car.
2. Same as above, but you aren't sarcastic this time. That's because you would rather go to an American Idol audition, wait for 6 hours, and be humiliated rather than hanging out with losers who can't please you even if they tried.
You say, "thanks for the invite, bitches." Or just, "tftib." The "b" can also stand for the singular word, "bitch."
This is a variant of "tfti" that is to be used when you were bored at home the whole day and would have liked to do something nice because it is summer. And you would normally be ok when people don't invite you because you're independent like that, but this time, you're not happy. Because you really wanted to go out, have fun, and sing "Call Me Maybe" and One Direction in the car.
2. Same as above, but you aren't sarcastic this time. That's because you would rather go to an American Idol audition, wait for 6 hours, and be humiliated rather than hanging out with losers who can't please you even if they tried.
1. Madelle updated her status: "Looking for Megatron at Lake Mead."
Lemuel commented: "tftib"
Lorna: "I'm so sore. I went kickboxing yesterday."
Lemuel: "tftib"
Juan: "I went rock climbing with a girl yesterday."
Lemuel: "And you had sex after? Well, tftib!"
2. Madelle: "Me, Mark, Brian, and Crista are going to get sushi later. Wanna come?"
Lemuel: "Oh, Brian? I'm busy, but tftib."
Angy: "Let's go to bdubs and watch the Spurs game."
Lemuel: "Uhm, I have a family emergency. Tftib."
Lemuel commented: "tftib"
Lorna: "I'm so sore. I went kickboxing yesterday."
Lemuel: "tftib"
Juan: "I went rock climbing with a girl yesterday."
Lemuel: "And you had sex after? Well, tftib!"
2. Madelle: "Me, Mark, Brian, and Crista are going to get sushi later. Wanna come?"
Lemuel: "Oh, Brian? I'm busy, but tftib."
Angy: "Let's go to bdubs and watch the Spurs game."
Lemuel: "Uhm, I have a family emergency. Tftib."
by SnitchSeekaHarry June 8, 2013
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by Don Campbell October 30, 2006
Get the TFTH mug.an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you
by Big Guy32 March 9, 2010
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When you are either power caching (seeking many caches in one day) or have racked up a substantial number of caches, you start losing the ability to create unique comments for each one. Still, people like to leave notes, and GCdotcom requires a note to lo the cache, so we shorten it to an acronym.
When you are either power caching (seeking many caches in one day) or have racked up a substantial number of caches, you start losing the ability to create unique comments for each one. Still, people like to leave notes, and GCdotcom requires a note to lo the cache, so we shorten it to an acronym.
by Pauldb June 5, 2016
Get the TFTC mug.Acronym for Thanks For The Memories, rapidly becoming an internet colloquialism. It's generally appended to a winning remark to enhance a user's satisfaction upon victory over a situation.
The phrase is also a play on the Fall Out Boy single "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs".
The phrase is also a play on the Fall Out Boy single "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs".
AkiraBoss: you only won cause i have a noob team and bad lag
AkiraBoss: wanna 1v1 and i'll show you who's noob?
modestdude: gg tftm
JellyBurger: i'm not a feeder if my score is 3-12
AnyoneWithABrain: rofl gg tftm
AkiraBoss: wanna 1v1 and i'll show you who's noob?
modestdude: gg tftm
JellyBurger: i'm not a feeder if my score is 3-12
AnyoneWithABrain: rofl gg tftm
by Zhe Wang August 3, 2007
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bro 2: "You're TFTC, plenty of slampeices in the university."
bro 2: "You're TFTC, plenty of slampeices in the university."
by sratstar123 June 24, 2010
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A motto used to describe one of the dirty things you would do to a bitch
A motto used to describe one of the dirty things you would do to a bitch
by huire56 September 29, 2017
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