Textosterone

A hormone found in varying levels in both genders of the human species. Typically, in men, it causes them to send aggressive and or ballsy text messages in an attempt to get a girl to date them. In women, it results in massive text-messaging, and, in rare cases, a textosterone storm, where they send text messages faster than you can read them, much less reply.

Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my phone down on the counter, and when I got back like five seconds later, I had 23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.

by Lun4ticBeast March 18, 2010

Textosterone

The act of sounding like a brainless jock while texting; a guy that has more testosterone than brain cells and shows that in texts.

Textosterone:

Text 1: ilcu2ntek
Text 2: Okay
Text 1: b3 redib1ch

by Beckahness December 10, 2007

Texcest

Texcest is incest that occurs within the borders of Texas, USA. Texans that participate in Texcest are commonly reffered to as 'being Texcestious.'

Billy's new girlfriend is his sister! How Texcestious!

by Zak Owen August 28, 2006

textmestic

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009

texty texterton

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.

Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!

by jevanyn December 30, 2009

Textosterone

The use of over agressive text messaging to win over a girls love and attention.

" Stop text messaging me at work so much, Im busy! Are you full of textosterone or something?"

by nvcguy March 7, 2009

textertainment

Text messaging with someone purely to mess with them for your own entertainment. Usually with no regard for their feelings.

I was so bored the other night that I responded to pathetic text messages from Jeff-encouraging his psychotic behavior purely for some textertainment.

by Lisa Doroba May 1, 2008