Textually Assault

The act aggressively texting someone, usually in the form of mental domination.

"This guy was texting my girlfriend, so I textually assaulted him."

by East_IKoP February 22, 2010

Textually Excited

Being in the state of excitement or elation one experiences upon receiving a text message; Essentially, being excited to have received a text.

We all saw Johnny become textually excited when Liz texted him.

by ReverendSaintReverend May 18, 2010

textually active

When someone texts too much or is addicted to texting.

Little Brother: Did you hear? Mom said Stephanie had 824 texts!
Little Sister: Wow! She must be textually active.

by livialilac May 31, 2009

textually attractive

derived from being "sexually attractive"; being TEXTUALLY ATTRACTIVE is when you or the person you are texting is so absolutely, positively enjoyable to text! You just wanna keep gettin' those messages over and over again ;D

OMG I got Lena's number!

For reals? So I hear you guys started talking...

Yeah! She is so textually attractive; she replies in a matter of seconds and just keeps the conversation flowing :D

by misses_camat May 16, 2010

Textually Overloaded

When an SMS whore sends you too many SMS texts which you are supposed to responds to but does not give you enough time to respond to each before sending you another and another. You become Textually Overloaded.

My cousin is an SMS whore, one text after another, I am constantly textually overloaded.

by Dee-Odus January 4, 2009

teleballs

Synonymous to phoneballs, teleballs enable one to say things telephonically, that is, over the phone, that they would not normally be capable of saying when face-to-face.

See phoneballs.

"Dude, last night, I totally told Karen that she's a douche bag."

"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."

by prankmaster July 30, 2007

[textually active]

people who are active texters or otherwise engaged in textual relationships on a daily or even hourly basis.

Ashley is textually active - she converses with friends via texts more than in person.

by Kelsey Nordal June 15, 2008