texttard

Someone who has no texting abilities. They are either incredibly lame, slow, don't know the abbreviations used in texting, or don't get back with you.

I was texting Joe the other day, he's such a texttard, I just had to let that one go.

by youtoseemee September 27, 2011

texttard

One who struggles to impart a specific message or conversation using the text medium.

What the fuck does that mean? How many times do you need shown you fucking texttard ?

by Charlie Tully April 21, 2014

teatard

Antonym of "libtard".

Joel, is it true that for every teatard in existence there is the equivalent and opposite libtard?

by MONTOYA66 November 25, 2015

Textarded

Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.

My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!

by Jack the Nipper October 10, 2008

Textarded

Someone who(always)sends their text message before completing the message.

Every day I get a text message from Brandon, and it is incomplete. He is sooo (textarded!)

by oangieo June 20, 2008

tetarded

tetarded = crustated = queen = hannah

you are tetarded you mother fucker

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005

tetard

A tetard is someone who is a retarded testicle head

"Germans with dark blonde hair and white are tetards"

by stevenqball November 22, 2005