texan

someone who knows the true of meaning "hot as hell," (we fry at least on egg a year on the asphalt outside, just because we can) and likes only having two seasons a year and never having to deal with that white shit you northeners call "snow."

A texan needs no snow.

by Andira November 24, 2003

taxman

a song by the beatles. to me it was a hit!

"cause im the taxman! yeah, im the taxman!"

by mydog July 3, 2007

Texan Liberal

A texan liberal is a liberal with testicles. A person who is neither a wimpy, whiny person with no sense of integrity (ie Ted Kennedy), nor is a bible-thumping racist redneck dumbass (ie Rush Limbaugh), but is somewhere in the middle politically. A member of a dying breed of people who exercise intelligence in their political leanings.

I'm into social equality and help for those who need it, but if someone tries to hurt my family, I'm gonna fight back. Guess that makes me a Texan liberal

by Tex in Babylon May 18, 2006

Texan

None of these definitions are 100% to the point.

Texan-
(n) A person from the state of Texas

(adj) Of or having to do with Texas
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btw, Texas is a modern state. Not podunk and white trash.

guy: I was born in Texas. I am a Texan

guy2: I was raised in Texas. I am a Texan

by Lanny Ellis August 5, 2006

Texan Finisher

A good way to get a girl to bite off your dick

planned that I'd do the Texan Finisher to this fat bitch so I dropped my gut on this bitches head before I was about to cum, and in the process of knocking her out, she bit my dick off.

(Because that's what happens when a person gets hit in the head really hard, this is why you are required to wear mouth guards in sports.)

by LostInLimbo December 16, 2014

Teman

A y’all man who is perfect plays sports and gets the booty

Hi Teman what does your name mean

by Guck was a day May 4, 2019

Texan Syndrome

Texan Syndrome is a series of behaviors mainly revolving around trying to be noticed online through spreading edgy humor and starting pointless arguments with others, as the name implies these behaviors are usually seen among texans online. The term was coined by The Eternal Kingdom in 2022 due to their members of texan origin being responsible for majority of moderation warnings for hate speech and controversial memes despite all the people involved not really knowing each other yet exhibiting similar behaviors, however what made the term get coined were other instances of similar behavior by completely unrelated people from texas in other communities as well despite the fact some of them are members of minority groups themselves.

Person 1: Ben just said that all gay people are secretly pedophiles
Person 2: He's from Texas, right?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Inb4 another texan syndrome victim, someone quickly tell the mods before he gets the idea to start posting unfunny 9/11 memes.

by mi_do_ July 2, 2023