mint test

The mint test is administered immediately before trying to take a girl home. If you're not sure if a gal wants to get down, ask her if she'd like a mint. If she's into you she'll want to make sure her breath is fresh before anything happens. If she passes the mint test ask her back to your place. If not, get her number and good luck.

This all assumes that both parties haven't already started making out at the bar with nasty cigarette and booze breath.

Guy 1: You look like you're about to pull with that girl. You up for another round or you giving her the mint test?
Guy 2: Mint test!

Him: Mint?
Her: Yes, please.
Him: Lets go back to my place and hang out.
Her: mmmkay

by sheik.yerbouti November 24, 2011

benny test

A "Benny test" is a type of regression testing in software development where you prerecord inputs to a game you're working on and then play them back at high speed to check if your code changes causes any adverse effects on the behaviour of the game. The term specifically references Yakkety Sax, the closing theme of the The Benny Hill Show, which is played while showing characters running very fast around the screen.

The term was coined by Jon Blow, the author of Braid and The Witness, during development of his Sokoban-inspired game.

"Do I need to run Benny tests now?"

by clayton88 July 2, 2019

Ghetto COVID Test

When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.

Yo homeboy just gave me the Ghetto COVID Test, turns out I'm negative!

by Chief Investigator November 2, 2020

Test-Talk

Test-Talk
Is when you are testing someone’s cool.
aggravating a person by talking a lot of trash.
Testing your luck by talking smart for no reason.

Ephraim: Hey man my rims look better than yours lol,
Big Enoch: Why you always tryna Test-Talk me homeboy?

GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick July 18, 2020

sniff test

To test if an item of already worn clothing is suitable to wear out. common amongst students who cant be bothered to do their washing.

Friend1:Hey man cant you just wear those boxers?
Friend2:(sniff test)yeah i can get a couple more uses out of those

by Sam Marston October 9, 2007

kim test

An extremely hard math test given to students in Monta Vista High.

FUCK! I failed that kim test.

That azn kid got like a 100% on that kim test...pshhhh.

by rorer October 16, 2011

harkness test

The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.

If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.

*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.

Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.

Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.

by imsorrymom July 20, 2019