Textibate

To text insistently while in the presence of others, usually to a hot girl or boy. Often the texts have a sexual nature.

Other variations include
textibate
textibation
textibating

Guy: dude, you who textibating too?
Guy 2: This girl I met last night
Guy: gross, why do you always textibate in front of me!

by bobbymcflay March 22, 2009

Estimate

Estimate is a common word used in the construction industry. Usually used by a worker in a supervisory position or someone with their own truck as a way to get out of doing a shitty job or just not wanting to deal with it. Inclement weather and temperature usually play into it.

Hey Brandon, I need your help on this job. It’s real shitty

Sorry Matt, I have an estimate to do

by Mjc1125 May 3, 2018

Texticate

To have a sexual relationship by text messaging.

My girlfriend and I are so busy latey and never see each other, so instead of getting together for sex, we texticate.

by Railin' October 3, 2008

textimatum

When someone refuses to follow texting etiquette by not returning your text message, you may be forced to text them back with an textimatum, "Please respond, or else...."

"I'm wondering why you haven't returned the answer to my text yet. I hate to give you a textimatum, but answer me or deal with the consequences"

by Compassionatesource September 27, 2017

testimoney

Refers to one or more cash-bribes paid to someone who is willing to lie in court on behalf of his/her "benefactor", either to get said cash-flasher off the hook for a crime that he did indeed commit, or to wrongfully convict someone else who either is completely innocent or could not have been expected to behave differently from how he acted (i.e, he has a physical/mental disability, he'd had no idea whatsoever that he was doing other than what was acceptable, there were extenuating circumstances and/or there was "more to the story" than the plaintiffs were letting on, etc.).

If you are sufficiently attractive and/or possess a sufficiently-convincing manner, you may not need to seek "regular" employment --- you may be able to subsist very comfortably on the testimoney of others who need a "vindicating/corroborating witness".

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

tesimale

Top class people that like to have fun and be out doors. If they are looking for love they usually find it with top of the class students and star athletes. Tesimale’s love their white lovers, they go with the basics like Johnson’s or Smiths

Did you see Tesimale go on a drive with that smith boy, they are totally in love

by Jake friendly April 16, 2021

Testiosteroni

Noun: a disease where your Testies will look like pepperoni.
On rare accessions it can be gotten by women in there Testies and yes women have balls where else would they store the pee.

Guy 1: Bro I went to the doctor today, he said I have Testiosteroni.
Guy 2: Fuuuuuuck, that's tough.

by HungryHazel September 7, 2021