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bridge tester

A fat chick. a girl who when she sits in your car the muffler drags
here comes a bridge tester.
by topher marcheese December 20, 2007
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beta tester

A west Los Angeles blues aficianado
by JBoogie April 9, 2005
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Testerical

Displaying grounded sensitivity. Acting with care for relative placement and with deliberate precision. Antonym of hysterical.
That traffic cop didn't even flinch when the car almost hit him, dude was just testerical.
by DavidicLineage March 21, 2015
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pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
by andy1 April 19, 2005
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Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.
What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011
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master-beta tester

One who must beta test everything before it comes out.
Scott was in his room all night playing with OSX Leapord. He's such a master-beta tester.
by RGI October 13, 2007
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organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.
"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"
by Wrabbit November 9, 2009
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