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Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
by ta4877 November 11, 2009
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testicleavage

The slight area of ascension between the testicles, as they hang loose. This is considered the "cleavage" of a pair of testicles.
Bella saw Povaliev's testicleavage when he got naked for her.
by TheRichandBeautifulTJF! March 30, 2010
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Testicle Dressing

When you ejaculate in a substance intended for the use of a another person.
Eric: Why is Jessica yelling so loud?

Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .
by dermena September 8, 2015
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Testicle Cuff

A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed. Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.
A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it and there are benefits when using it.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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Squidward Testicles

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
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Third Testicle

(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.
Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."

Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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tentacle rape

A type of adult anime or hentai which features characters (stereotypically and disturbingly young females) getting sexually violated by penis-shaped tentacles of a demon or mollusk or malfunctioning machine. Usually the tentacles produce an impossible amount of semen, and in some cases, the victim is fucked to death. How somebody can create or even get off on that shit is beyond all known logic.
Wapanese otaku are known to masturbate furiously to tentacle-rape hentai pics.
by otaku killer September 2, 2003
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