Tesla

A shitty car that everyone treats like the future

That Tesla's roof just flew off on the freeway!

by TiananmenSquared March 26, 2021

Tesla

A term coined by Minneapolis rapper Swank King used to describe a battery operated electronic cigarette or “Vape”. Not to get confused with the vehicle founded July 2003 by Martin Eberhard, Marc Tarpenning alos co-founded by Elon Musk.

“Fuck cuttin the cheese, someone pass the fucking gas nigga
Niggas smoking Tesla I don’t really fuck with vapes nigga
But I’ll still hit it tho cause I be feening yo”
- From Swank, King. “Champagne Poetry Freestyle” Swank Sessions, 2021.

by MN Quotes November 5, 2021

Tesla

The car every third and forth grader wants for their sweet sixteen. Jokes on them, their parents are poor.

Third grader: I want a Tesla!
Parent: no I can’t afford rent

by MilkyStar December 2, 2021

tesla

soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk.

Man 1: look its a tesla
Man 2: wow i heard they're soulless, depressed, dull, bland, lame, uninspiring and unremarkably dumb vehicles made by elon musk

by saibo July 30, 2022

Tesla

What happens when you combine overconfidence and daddy’s money

Did you hear about that EV that exploded?
Lemme guess, Tesla?
Yep

by Cryo311 March 21, 2023

tesla

that stupid fucking white women who think they're "saving the environment"

god damned white woman driving a gay ass tesla

by Djkeagen April 17, 2023

tesla

Example, “I pulled a tesla.”

I forgot I owned a mansion, married a millionaire, lived on a farm, had a metal factory worth $10 million dollars. Was loved by everyone.

I asked my work to pay me, I thought they wouldn’t. When I disputed it, I found out, they were going to pay me, they didn’t cus I reported it. I pulled a tesla. I complained about being ripped off, when I wasn’t. Nikola Tesla could have sold the metal in his factory, or his factory and have been worth about $10 million over a 100 years ago.

by ironfinn May 8, 2023