texted out

when you are texting someone and someone else is talking and you listen for a short moment before you get involved in a text and forget what their talking about

P1: Hey you wana hear a story?
P2: (while texting) Yea, sure
P1: Ok, so last night i was dancing and.....
P2: Just stop, im texted out

by Peter Grochal June 16, 2008

Tentertain

Adjective: the act of entertaining the male species to the point of pitching a tent,

Giving a lap dance is the best way to tentertain.

by missjuly September 20, 2010

textedemic

That non-stop text messing group that you were unvoluntarily placed in and is repeatedly posted in that you cannot stop.

My phone is blowing up because of this stupid textedemic.

by Nigel Alward April 17, 2013

TendedManatee37

Raped 63 cats, 48 bulls, 12 caterpillars, 18 dogs all at the same time. He also drank 13 gallons of cum in 10 seconds.

dang that is one TendedManatee37

by CumCoveredCandle42069 June 12, 2018

Tinted Yellows

a colloquially used nickname for the fruit "orange", popularly used in Canada and some US states that border Canada

"Hey, before we do butt-stuff, can you pass me some Tinted Yellows?"

"Jimmy your mom is literally in the room next to us, also put your pants back on."

by Mike Hawk 069 February 27, 2019

Tentadick

Mostly used in pornographic art, tentadicks are dicks that look like tentacles. They usually come in vibrant colours (skin-coloured tentadicks would look weird).

"I was looking at Rule 34 and saw someone with a tentadick."
"What the fuck is a tentadick?"

by alt or something November 8, 2021

Hash tinted glasses

Like rose tinted glasses, people remembering experiences as better than they actually were due to the influence of marijuana at the time of the experience.

Guy 1: the band at prom last night were so good
Guy 2: no they weren't, they sucked ass. You only enjoyed it because you were high.
Guy 1: man I must be looking back at it through hash tinted glasses

by Acb1998 October 1, 2015