Ted

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bro wer hlof rayeh a Ted, ayre be bchaklak shu bteklo.

by Submariner October 28, 2017

Ted

To take a female's virginity ("newly mown hay")

original definition: " to lay out for drying"

"I will totally ted Amy Blood tonight, fool!"

by A.I. & J.P. November 7, 2009

Ted

(adj) Synonymous with sexual innuendos. To be something highly sexual.

"Wow! those girls were being very Ted last night"

by Politebot April 11, 2010

Ted

Term for a particular class of British youth of the 1950s, also known as a Teddyboy. Named for the so-called "Edwardian look" of the early 1950s. Teds often adopted American accents and listened to American rockabilly music.

"When the Ted stole the sophisticated Edwardian look from the Saville Row dandies who had pioneered it, he did so like some Indian brave looting the uniform from one of Custer’s dead." (The Daily Mirror, Sept. 1953)

by John Lucas September 14, 2004

ted

slang term for marijuana, weed, or pot. Used mainly around the podunk town of fairfax, ohio.

Lets go smoke some ted down by the pool or gazebo, then head up to wendys

by Bob Sacamanto September 19, 2006

ted

slang name used for Tooheys Extra Dry beer. Cause its too long to say Tooheys Extra Dry.

im going to get a carton of teds?

In a pub situation:
im going to the bar u want anything?
yeah, get us a ted mate

by dockfan October 24, 2006

ted

to slap another's breasticles profusely; to have your breasticles hit

"Ouch. Bob just tedded me so hard my nip fell off!"

by nilsmartin April 21, 2009