textonic

a type of relationship in which two people are strictly texting, not talking on the phone or videochatting.

A: hey so whats up with you and Jill?
B: oh we're strictly textonic
A: you mean platonic?
B: no, textonic man. we just text.

by chicamellow September 7, 2011

tacitonic

A drink that causes the imbiber to become reserved and uncommunicative.

"Kyle is so loud and obnoxious when he's intoxicated. Someone pour him a tacitonic."

by The Serious Club January 8, 2021

tegatonical

another way to say "techincal"

"I want a tegatonical foul"

by OrangeeJuicee January 22, 2021

Teutonic Thrash

Pure fucking raw thrash metal hailing from Germany consisting of the teutonic 4 bands which are Kreator, Destruction, Sodom, and Tankard.

Also Headhunter, Angel Dust, Witchburner, Exumer, Holy Moses

Chris: Dude did you pick up the new Kreator album?
John: Yup im fucking hooked on that Teutonic Thrash you know!
Chris: Bro same

by Thrashed Serotonin May 22, 2021

textonic

A based man.

(Male) Right: (says something based)
Left: Quit being so Textonic

by αтσм#1544 July 30, 2022

State of the Teuctonic Order

The Order of Brothers of the German House of Saint Mary in Jerusalem,2 commonly known as the Teutonic Order, is a Catholic religious institution founded as a military society c. 1190 in Acre, Kingdom of Jerusalem. It was formed to aid Christians on their pilgrimages to the Holy Land and to establish hospitals. Its members have commonly been known as the Teutonic Knights, having a small voluntary and mercenary military membership, serving as a crusading military order for the protection of Christians in the Holy Land and the Baltics during the Middle Ages.

Purely religious since 1810, the Teutonic Order still confers limited honorary knighthoods.3 The Bailiwick of Utrecht of the Teutonic Order, a Protestant chivalric order, is descended from the same medieval military order and also continues to award knighthoods and perform charitable work.4

Jim: Have you learned about the State of the Teuctonic order?
Sam: What's that?
Jim: Well it is multiple baltic tribes under one monarch house to ease government
Sam: Thanks for the info!!! (im stuck in north korea save meplease)

by god himself my guy November 10, 2022