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Technovangelist

The technovangelist is a person who preaches a certain technology (iPhone, MacBook) or software (Twitter/FB/IG/Windows) to everyone and anyone who will listen, whether they use it or not (especially if they don't use it). The kind of person you want to use said technology to smash in their face or flame them online.
Bill: "So I ran into Dwayne in Starbucks the other day and he was showing me his new iPhone and telling me how I needed to go get myself one because it will change my life completely."

Sarah: "Dwayne is such a technovangelist with Apple products."
by Big Daddy Loveshack March 1, 2019
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Technoanity

A religion to worship the greatness of our lord and saviour Technoblade. Technoblade never dies.
Steve: Are you coming to church with me?
Alex: Yes I am a faithful Christian.
Steve: No not sky daddy church
Alex: What church then

Steve: TECHNOBLADE church where we worship Technoblade!
Technoanity is a religion to Technoblade
Alex: Oh
Steve: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
Alex: *dies*
by Cottagecorecoffin April 9, 2021
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technogentsia

A social class of the creative technical elite and technophiles who thrive on driving broad adoption of internet, computer, and mobile technologies forward for the betterment of society and the free flow of information in a variety of cultural contexts. The technogentsia are often technical anarchists, eager to tear down old technical paradigms and replace them with new concepts in the name of progress.
Silicon Valley culture is largely driven by the technogentsia, whose relentless drive to push technology forward in social and political contexts has given rise to social media, crowd-sourcing, and widespread interactivity between devices and users.
by mtnmeister March 11, 2012
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aris the techman

1. a ballbag

2. a complete ballbag

3. master of websense, often spotted lindyhopping through the office.
i got hung on a system problem, and lost 10 grand and that ballgbag aris the techman jumped up my ass.
by gptrading December 30, 2008
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technocentric

Of, and pertaining to technology, or technical aspects.
Marvin looks like a pretty technocentric guy with that new MacBook Pro.
by tufriast February 6, 2006
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Technofascist

While on paper, we are technically free to speak—at least according to the U.S. Constitution—in reality, however, we are only as free to speak as the government and its corporate partners such as Facebook, Google or YouTube may allow.
Private, monopolistic companies that receive government subsidies aren't private.
NPC: "How did you know I'm a Democrat?"

NPC: "Oh well I'm a technofascist of course, I think companies, instead of government, owned by elite white men should run the country because I like black people ads, central bankers are a myth, there is no deepstate"
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 12, 2021
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Technofag

Technofag, any individual erotically interested with technology.

Well-known Technofags include: Al Gore, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Dr. Michael Griffin and many, many others.
Did you see Jamison with his iPhone?
Yen, what a Technofag
by Stanislao June 10, 2009
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