Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."

Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.

by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012

Sucking the orange teat

Getting drunk on mimosas.

Tre has been sucking the orange teat kinda hard today... is he okay?

by Mr. McDude-Fellow February 28, 2020

hippy teat

I hippy type mother who isn’t afraid to breast feed her baby at an airport in front of everyone

Take momma’s hippy teat and suckle because momma can feel the milk in there

by The Nashville Spreadator April 26, 2019

Milking the yellow teats

Squeezing spots, popping zits

“Mate, I bet you’re gonna be milking the yellow teats before you meet that bird tomorrow. You’ve got a face like a page from a Braille book in large print!”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

teat

Verb

Colloquilism in climbing or parkour

To properly test the quality or stability of a hand hold or the stability of a structural component of a building

Analogous to feeling the shape and/or firmness of an erect nipple

"you gotta properly teat your handhold s to see if you can get a good grip on the shelf"

"if you don't teat your parkour run beforehand you might end up falling on a loose brick"

by mrmiow May 26, 2022

Kansas teat

when you tuck your penis between your legs and get your partner to give you oral sex whilst there nose is buried in your rectum.

My wife gave me a Kansas teat last night she woke up with a stinky nose

by galekbruh January 12, 2023

Teat

Someone who is somehow unable to hit the shuttlecock with their badminton racket properly and always somehow ends up hitting it with the frame.

Dammit, I've hit the frame again for the eighth time, I'm a teat.

by ZrxTeamGreen June 24, 2021