Texting company

When your alone and bored so you text someone for some company. They are called "texting company".

Texting company:
Jack: How r u Jil?
Jill: M gud, r u txtin me caus yr aftr txtn company?
Jack: Yeah, im all alone n sad :'(
Jill: Leave me alone you weirdo

by Jimmety Cricket June 28, 2011

pussy tearing

Rough sex involving a vagina

I'm really going to have it hard tonight , I'm going to find some rough sort and go pussy tearing

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

drug testing

a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life

*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.

by The Gibber March 8, 2007

Teasing

When someone is turning you on but you can't do anything because you're at school

Oliver was teasing me during math

by person#13333333 June 4, 2018

toating

verb. holding on to something ; carrying

(caribbean slang)

Stop toating feelings, you know I love yuh baby!

by Swaggmonster101 July 1, 2012

Testing spray patterns

The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.

Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"

OR

Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."

by Kurzawa June 16, 2011

Texting Chameleon

Similar to a social chameleon, a texting chameleon is someone who may change how they talk or behave in certain online environments/group chats.

For example, a texting chameleon may adopt different slang that they normally wouldn't use outside of that particular circle of people.

by Sashay Away July 13, 2020