Tea Tard

When go to get a glass of sweet tea and want to know what retard put the container back in the fridge with only 1/16 of an inch left!

"I'm gonna throat punch the Tea Tard that didn't make any more tea!"

by PenOfFire October 15, 2011

tatardo

today and tommarow...k

Manye Ima do it tatardo!!!
in a rejecto sort of way

by crazyk June 27, 2007

Cactus Tetard

1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.

1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."

2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"

Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"

by BigBoiKefla November 7, 2018

Textarded

Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.

My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!

by Jack the Nipper October 10, 2008

Textarded

Someone who(always)sends their text message before completing the message.

Every day I get a text message from Brandon, and it is incomplete. He is sooo (textarded!)

by oangieo June 20, 2008

tetarded

tetarded = crustated = queen = hannah

you are tetarded you mother fucker

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005

tetard

A tetard is someone who is a retarded testicle head

"Germans with dark blonde hair and white are tetards"

by stevenqball November 22, 2005