Teased to Jesus

A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.

Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.

by CrazyJay September 17, 2010

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Teamers

The 9 year olds in Murder Mystery that uses sonic the hedgehog as a hairstyle and suck so badly at the game so they team, and probably also online date.

A player with braincells after explaining the rules of the game: "And that's why you don't team."
Teamer1: "bUt iT sAyS nOtHinG aBoUt tEaMerS sO wE cAn dO tEaMInG!11"
Teamer2: "tHaTs rIgHt!!11111"
Every other player that also has braincells: *s t a r e s*

by Chee2 February 13, 2021

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Teased

Teased - to tease oneself up. When going on a big night out you get fully teased up , hair,clothes,make-up all done perfectly.

"look those girls look fully teased tonight"

by BAbsy June 21, 2006

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Teamelee

In most Xbox Live First Person Shooters, usually Halo 2 and 3, a teamelee is twice as humiliating than a teabag. A teamelee is a combination of a meleeing a dead body and teabagging it, which is a up-and-down crouch motion on a dead body. This has also been sighted in Call of Duty 3 and 4.

I got teamelee'd the other night on a game of Halo 3.

by CrazyPerson.... January 10, 2008

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