Telkom

After the ANC, Telkom is South Africa's largest crime syndicate.

Their modus operandi is to force other companies into selling their products for them under duress, extort ungodly fees out of their customers, particularly on ADSL lines, with broadband prices 10 times or more than overseas, and up to 100 times more on leased lines.

They resort to thuggery and intimidation such as sending technicians to disconnect you for no reason, charging you for non-existent calls and unexplained tariffs and staffing their call centres with retarded unionised sociopaths.

Their main partners in crime are Eskom and Sasol.

It's a proven fact that if you fly 1st class to Hong Kong, stay in a 5 star hotel, buy a laptop, download 100GB onto it and fly back, it will be both QUICKER and CHEAPER than if you stayed in SA and downloaded it on a Telkom line.

by George McBob May 21, 2009

Telo

Argentinian slang for "motel", a place where you rent a room for a short period of time (could be hours) to fuck with someone or more people.
Some rooms have jacuzzis, scotish showers, sex-related items such as modified chairs and stuff, everything depends on the price.

Also called "hotel alojamiento" or "albergue transitorio".

Spanish version:
- ¿Vamos al telo? Asi estamos más tranquilos...
- Dale :)

English version:
- Should we go to a motel? So we're more comfortable...
- Okay :)

by GrEeNDaY August 10, 2007

Telford Cheesecake

The act of inserting cheesecake of any kind in to a woman's vagina and eating it out the practice started and was popularized in Telford England.

Bobby had to choose between sex or desert so he choose both by having a Telford cheesecake.

by shadendays November 15, 2009

miguel tello

a sexy babe

"Yooo Miguel Tello!"

by POOPYBUTTINNIT April 22, 2021

Tecmo Super Bowl

The game that dominates every other NES game ever made.

If you havn't played this game then you need to step back and evaluate your life.

by Pennycamp January 28, 2005

Teemo

The most bad-ass champion in the RTS game, League of Legends. Don't let his cuddly appearance fool you, because Teemo will fuck your shit up - particularly with his mushrooms.

Teemo's DPS will rape your face.

by Mawnikuh November 19, 2010

teamo supremo

a group of superheroes who fight for justice and to know what is "righto correcto" after finishing their homework using a rhyming catch phrase battle cry.

Buh- Za, Chi-Ka, Whuh-Pa,TEAMO SUPREMO!

by john hoffmoen December 18, 2003