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catastrophe whore

One who co-opts the misfortune of others in order to draw attention to oneself.
She was being such a catastrophe whore when she claimed to want to help the disaster victims, but just kept posting professional photos of herself collecting donations.
by Snowday123 September 12, 2017
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catastrophe

Something big.
That is extremely cool.
like totally and completely amazing.
Everybody knows about it.
by Kierstin M November 3, 2006
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catastrophe

Catty and otherwise teasing usage of apostrophe.
Dont you gimme that catastrophe, hey bro.
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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Catastrophe

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.
One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.
by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018
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Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.
"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."
by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010
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Scatastrophe

A chain reaction, series of events, or for when shit hits the fan that either ended in, or will end in a catastrophe.

A 'Final Destination' event where the most unlikely things occur all at once.
What an absolute scatastrophe!

Dude, Lauren's freaking out, she has to be at work in 10 minutes or she's going to lose her job. Apparently someone stole her car last night, the police just found it wrecked in a ditch about 50 miles away from her house the windshield blown out, the stereo gone and they're fairly sure the driver side axle is busted. It was still in gear when they got there and it smells like they burnt the clutch out and the engine sounds like it may have knocked a rod.
by that dude with the hair February 17, 2021
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Catastrophe

The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.
Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe
by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021
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