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Tapestry

Bro if you see a girl with a tapestry in her room, run.
by Conc567 March 11, 2021
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Tapes

Style of the late 80's. A jean or kind of pant that creates an illusion of a long buttox or frontal area while forming a slight "tapered" or tight look at the ankle of the pant. Used for costumes, "dress up days," un-hip and sometimes overweight women, and "HxC" scenesters.
"That girls is so scene! Check out her choppy haircut and sweet TAPES! They're SOOO hxc!"

or

"That woman has got some sweet TAPES. Just look at how tight they are at the ankle!"
by exc and ixc October 11, 2005
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tapes

code name for mary jane or hashish.

Five years before Al Gore invented teh internets last Thursday, a daft group of young hooligans attending a Department of Defense high school overseas in Heidelberg, Germany (the epicenter and mythical origin of lulz before it became fashionable), overcame the obstacles erected by MPs and the CID to prevent them from attaining temporary enlightenment from the unlikely combination of some matches, a pipe and hash.

The oppressed lads, in what is now a classic story of triumph over hardship, devised a new lexicon with which they could communicate freely, but also secretly, about their favorite past time. Their love of music, particularly the time-honored melodies of Eazy-E, influenced their decision to substitute the word for illicit cannabis with tapes. This wise choice enabled the lads to continue their unique brand of hooliganism unhindered, ensuring more lulz would be had for many years to come. And the Iraq.
Slacker 1: Wanna go listen to some tapes?
Slacker 2: Word.

Shize Ami 1: What were you guys doin?
Shize Ami 2: Listening to tapes.
Shize Ami 1: Cool, let's go.
Shize Ami 2: What?
by J-Schmoove January 8, 2009
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Great Sex Tapes

An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.
Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!

Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!

Mike: Ron Sexsmith?
by strong badian March 31, 2005
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tapesbykaka

A QUEEN A QUEEN JUST A EDITING QUEEN SHE USES VIDEOSTAR AND AFTER EFFECTS AND HAS THE BEST EDITS AND IS MY IBF MWAH LY
tapesbykaka is queen baka
by Aditi 😂 May 15, 2021
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tapeleg

1. One with legs made out of tape.
2. Replacement for dickleg
1. Dear Strongbad,
Are your legs made out of tape?
Are you a tapeleg?
2. Dude... your such a frekin tapeleg
by Jigen Daisuki October 28, 2003
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Tapestrophile

Someone who is into having sex with rugs
Ian is a fucking tapestrophile. My rug needs therapy for what he did to it.
by Damn that was a steezy ass kic October 29, 2020
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