verb
past participle: tansuited; gerund or present participle: tansuiting
Petty sniping by conservative media figures in a pitiful attempt to own libs. First used when Barack Obama committed the unpardonable sin of wearing a tan suit in the Oval Office.
past participle: tansuited; gerund or present participle: tansuiting
Petty sniping by conservative media figures in a pitiful attempt to own libs. First used when Barack Obama committed the unpardonable sin of wearing a tan suit in the Oval Office.
“At his inauguration, Joe Biden was sworn in at 11:50 am, not noon. It's like–where's the fire, buddy?!" tansuited Tucker Carlson, the sniveling half-man.
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The Eery History of our egg rolls:
Been getting some nightmares lately? Well you've probably been dreaming about Tiffoony Tan!
It all started when Tiffoony Tan died. She died either by being whipped up in cake batter by EmKy, or she died by jumping off a ferry. It is undefined how she really died, but her ghost is known to possess a piece of litter, mostly styrofoam, that floats in the oceans or rivers.
Anyway, EmKy partnered up with evil Tiffoony Tan. EmKy and Tiffoony made a deal. In order for Tiffoony to stop haunting them, they would use Tiffoony's famous extra-eggy-egg free-egg- rolls-with-extra-egg-and-no-egg recipe and sell the egg rolls.
"Soon, business," EmKy said, "will be booming. Our outlets will go from SG to the whole world! We'll even be the first restaurant in Mars!"
They were right! Business has been booming! From customers such as Charlotte Dooglas, to Very Gaury, to Tibo DD, to Georgie Archington, to OGAL, to DongChenJie, to Horse teacher, AND MORE!
We are now creating a website where we can sell the egg rolls online and can deliver to you FOR ONLY $50!
STAY TUNED, AND PLEASE VISIT OUR EGG ROLLS OUTLETS AT SIGLAP CENTRE, PARKWAY PARADE, AND SUNTEC CITY! AVOID GETTING NIGHTMARES BY BUYING FROM TIFFOONY'S EGG ROLLS, AND TIFFOONY WILL NO LONGER HAUNT YOU!
The Eery History of our egg rolls:
Been getting some nightmares lately? Well you've probably been dreaming about Tiffoony Tan!
It all started when Tiffoony Tan died. She died either by being whipped up in cake batter by EmKy, or she died by jumping off a ferry. It is undefined how she really died, but her ghost is known to possess a piece of litter, mostly styrofoam, that floats in the oceans or rivers.
Anyway, EmKy partnered up with evil Tiffoony Tan. EmKy and Tiffoony made a deal. In order for Tiffoony to stop haunting them, they would use Tiffoony's famous extra-eggy-egg free-egg- rolls-with-extra-egg-and-no-egg recipe and sell the egg rolls.
"Soon, business," EmKy said, "will be booming. Our outlets will go from SG to the whole world! We'll even be the first restaurant in Mars!"
They were right! Business has been booming! From customers such as Charlotte Dooglas, to Very Gaury, to Tibo DD, to Georgie Archington, to OGAL, to DongChenJie, to Horse teacher, AND MORE!
We are now creating a website where we can sell the egg rolls online and can deliver to you FOR ONLY $50!
STAY TUNED, AND PLEASE VISIT OUR EGG ROLLS OUTLETS AT SIGLAP CENTRE, PARKWAY PARADE, AND SUNTEC CITY! AVOID GETTING NIGHTMARES BY BUYING FROM TIFFOONY'S EGG ROLLS, AND TIFFOONY WILL NO LONGER HAUNT YOU!
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Buy Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls, and she will stop haunting you!
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Boris: "Look, you're part of the British Isles, which means you are a British Isle, not a separate country, you belong to us and you really should know your place."
Pat: "Nice tansplaining, Boris."
Pat: "Nice tansplaining, Boris."
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by a little purry cat =P April 24, 2007
Get the Tansy mug.1. To tan (or fake tan) to the extent necessary to become a cast member on "Jersey Shore"
2. To tan to an absurd level
3. To surpass another in tannage
2. To tan to an absurd level
3. To surpass another in tannage
Example 1:
Producer of Jersey Shore: I think he's tanscended to the level required for this show. What do you think?
Doctor: I think skin cancer.
Example 2:
Paul: She looks like a freaking orange, dude.
Scott: Yeah, she totally tanscended yesterday after she bought that gallon of self-tan.
Example 3:
Jessica: I've totally tanscended above, like, Amy's sad, white skin.
Emily: I think you, like, need to hit the, like, tanning salon for like five more hours first.
Producer of Jersey Shore: I think he's tanscended to the level required for this show. What do you think?
Doctor: I think skin cancer.
Example 2:
Paul: She looks like a freaking orange, dude.
Scott: Yeah, she totally tanscended yesterday after she bought that gallon of self-tan.
Example 3:
Jessica: I've totally tanscended above, like, Amy's sad, white skin.
Emily: I think you, like, need to hit the, like, tanning salon for like five more hours first.
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