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1. To tan (or fake tan) to the extent necessary to become a cast member on "Jersey Shore"

2. To tan to an absurd level

3. To surpass another in tannage
Example 1:

Producer of Jersey Shore: I think he's tanscended to the level required for this show. What do you think?
Doctor: I think skin cancer.

Example 2:

Paul: She looks like a freaking orange, dude.
Scott: Yeah, she totally tanscended yesterday after she bought that gallon of self-tan.

Example 3:

Jessica: I've totally tanscended above, like, Amy's sad, white skin.
Emily: I think you, like, need to hit the, like, tanning salon for like five more hours first.
by paradox45 July 12, 2011
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