1. To tan (or fake tan) to the extent necessary to become a cast member on "Jersey Shore"
2. To tan to an absurd level
3. To surpass another in tannage
2. To tan to an absurd level
3. To surpass another in tannage
Example 1:
Producer of Jersey Shore: I think he's tanscended to the level required for this show. What do you think?
Doctor: I think skin cancer.
Example 2:
Paul: She looks like a freaking orange, dude.
Scott: Yeah, she totally tanscended yesterday after she bought that gallon of self-tan.
Example 3:
Jessica: I've totally tanscended above, like, Amy's sad, white skin.
Emily: I think you, like, need to hit the, like, tanning salon for like five more hours first.
Producer of Jersey Shore: I think he's tanscended to the level required for this show. What do you think?
Doctor: I think skin cancer.
Example 2:
Paul: She looks like a freaking orange, dude.
Scott: Yeah, she totally tanscended yesterday after she bought that gallon of self-tan.
Example 3:
Jessica: I've totally tanscended above, like, Amy's sad, white skin.
Emily: I think you, like, need to hit the, like, tanning salon for like five more hours first.
by paradox45 July 13, 2011
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