Talented Sleeper

One who can literally sleep through anything, such as an alarm clock, roommates, or an earthquake.

I don't know how you didn't wake up while you're roommate was getting it in across the room...
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.

by lurpy101 June 15, 2011

tallented

A basketball player who is just tall but has no other skills for basketball.

John: He's so tall, but he's bad at basketball.
Matt: He's just tallented

by Bae is Arvind October 17, 2016

tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 12, 2010

tanented

To be extremely proficient at getting an enviable suntan at the first hint of decent weather.

Jay had only been on the beach for 3 days with moderate sun exposure, but already his skin colour gave the impression that he'd been in Hawaii for a month. He was an extremely tanented sunbather.

by Clarebear81 March 28, 2011

Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.

My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!

by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019

pink tainted goop

Your nut when its been cut off and exposed

Did you see that pink tainted goop?!
Ah! Heck!

by DyrEducation August 15, 2018

Tainted

The in-between of being buzzed and drunk. Its a more accurate way of describing being tipsied.

m1- I am not drunk but I'm not buzzed either... what am I?
m2- Bro you are tainted.

by floridalyfe September 15, 2011