Tales of Vesperia

The first HD Tales game, initially released as a 360 "exclusive" but of course Namco releases a better, updated version with a bunch of new shit for the PS3 a year later.

An awesome fucking game. Easily better than the good-but-still-overrated Tales of Symphonia, though maybe not better than the awesome-but-unfortunately-underrated Tales of the Abyss.

An anime movie is being released in Japan late-2009/early-2010, by the studio Production IG, who also do all the anime cutscenes for Tales series games. It will be a prequel, featuring the life of protagonist Yuri Lowell before the events of Tales of Vesperia.

A game that singlehandedly sold out Xbox 360s.... in Japan.

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Also, Yuri Lowell is the best fucking Tales protagonist EVAR. Finally, a main character who isn't a whiny little bitch and who radiates badassedness.

ALSO, Rita Mordio wins the award for favorite Tales tsundere mage.

*ALSO*, Tales of Vesperia, since I can't submit this definition otherwise.

Also, cocks.

by TalesWinnar July 15, 2009

Tales of Eternia

Tales of Eternia is a videogame made by Namco. It is a RPG game, a good one. You can play it if you have a Play Station or a Play Station Portable, also known as a PSP.

Boy: What are you doing?
Geek: I'm playing Tales of Eternia.
Boy: Is that good?
Geek: It is better than your mother last night.

by Maniac_88 April 17, 2006

Sniddit Tale

A story or a piece of a conversation that is on the boarder line of being the truth or a lie. 99% of the time it is a lie and you just have to laugh as for a split second you thought it was true. In many cases the base story is true but the key points are a complete fabrication.

Did you hear the latest sniddit tale?

by Large Sequoia February 19, 2015

fishwives' tale

story or talk that one cannot believe in; incredible story or talk.

Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I raised my hand to hit him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale. Ha! Ha! Ha!

by uttam maharjan September 25, 2011

dragon tales

A childrens' show on WBGH/PBS about two Spanish children who transport themselves into Dragon Land or some shit.

Ugly Kid With Burnt Face in my Homeroom: -turns on TV and puts on PBS, and then talks in an undescribable Khmer accent- EYY DRAGON TALES!

Rest of Homeroom: wtf

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Veggie Tales

Animated cartoon show that told old testament stories with vegetables as the characters.

Did you see that episode of Veggie Tales with a tomatoe names Moses?

by emmccarty December 23, 2007

straddle tale

Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.

I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.

by thenotoriousdlb July 16, 2009