keeping tabs

To watch a person or a situation carefully so that you always know what they are doing or what is happening.

"Why is he still your friend on Facebook?"

"I'm just keeping tabs on him in case he starts talking to another girl."

by LovingThis92 December 30, 2011

Pop Tabs

Different pop tabs mean different things. If the thing holding the pop tab on comes of when you break it off and they give it you, you owe them a sexual favor. If the thing holding it on isn’t, you must kiss the giver. If the whole section is gone, it means you owe them a hug.

Person says “Hey why did you give me this pop tab” Giver says “ The way it’s broken off means something” *looks it up* Person replies “ So you wanna fuck” Giver says “Yes” (Pop tabs are on cans and can be used to open them)

by ThatBitch927391 July 29, 2021

Keep Tabs On

To keep tabs on someone is to make a conscience effort to know what that person is doing. Often, the person does not know that you are keeping tabs on them. Typically it isn't as drastic as stalking the person, but it could be.

I always keep tabs on my EXes via Facebook to see what they're up to.

by macalish August 26, 2008

Mo Tabs

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

My mother hates it when I refer to her favorite musical group as the Mo Tabs, rather than the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

by Scott Lyles May 27, 2008

Billy No-Tabs

A non-smoker out drinking in a pub with a group of smokers who is left alone, looking like a Billy No-Mates because all of his mates have been forced outside by law to have a smoke. Billy No-Tabs will often consider taking up smoking purely to avoid being left alone watching a load of half-drunk pints. May also be known as Billy No-Fags or Norman No-Smokes

Look at that poor bloke, he's on his own surrounded by other people's drinks, eyeing up the tab machine, he must be a Billy No-Tabs.

by Neil Young January 6, 2008

slappin tabs

Taking doses (usually paper blotter acid) of LSD orally. Eating acid.

Shit, we've been slappin' tabs for a couple of days, I'm fuckin' peaked out. You got any buds?

by Bill B. July 5, 2005

sour tabs

License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.

Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."

Duder 2: "For what?"

Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."

Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."

by westfalia January 8, 2010