milking table

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.

I just bought my husband a milking table!

by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015

Get on the crafting table

Want to give head to your homie on the minecraft crafting table

Steve get on the crafting table a ha ha

by Pastellyle July 1, 2020

Tabbes

A wicked cool animator who publishes black-and-white animated short films for her YouTube channel. She has garnered more than 440,000 subscribers and still counting. It seems she has a fondness for takis and blobs.

Hey did you see the vid Tabbes posted earlier today?

by (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) May 5, 2018

Tablespoon Titties

Titties that are too small for a cup size.

She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

by The Hillbilly TKA September 26, 2020

salt tablet

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Tabea

A Tabea is a usually blonde girl from German descent. She is very fun to be around if she likes you, but if she doesn't she will pay no attention to you whatsoever. She can come across as cold or unfriendly, but when you get to know her better she will be the best thing that ever happened to you. A Tabea has a very unique mind, a great personality and she is very caring, but she will rarely ever let people get close to her. Her mesmerising eyes, contagious smile and sexy figure are just the icing of the cake. She's one of the biggest party people you will ever meet and a secret battery head, but she doesn't show it. When drunk, Tabeas declare their love to each and every person around and dance with no shame.

"You see that confident girl over there?"
"I bet she's a Tabea"

by dragon5920 January 16, 2020

Big D & the kids table

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!

A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!

by Alex. $te March 26, 2005