Turd 

Turd.
A person who abuses someone and makes the world believe the opposite happened.

I told the world my husband beat me and pooped in my bed, but it was actually me. Turd

Turd by TeamDepp May 23, 2022

turd 

The object of desire of a turd burglar.

Fags and lesbians like to reach up into each other's butts in hopes of pulling out a fine turd.

turd by Little Deby Big Boobs June 5, 2005

turd 

what i found smeared all over my boxers when i woke up this morning.

turds are cool except when they come out unintentionally.

turd by gh0stk1d September 9, 2008

turd 

a peice of crap, poop, brown ecscriment that comes from the rectum as a result of digestion.

I laid a fat turd in the toilet just now.

turd by Leprechaun dude March 20, 2008

turd 

The waste product that comes from our ass - also known as shit, poo, and crap.

Also used a derogatory term for black people, or to say that you think something/someone is no good.

"I went to the toilet and left a fucking massive turd in the toilet."

"Yo, I almost got drive-byd today. Fucking turds."

"That maths paper was a fuckin' turd."

turd by Shaneo632 October 26, 2004

turd 

a turd is simply a very small single piece of poop, about the size of "bite size" candies or snacks

yeah i was on the john and i got one big log and a couple lil turds

turd by Panther41 April 29, 2008

turd 

a big long sturdy peice of brown leaking SHIT!!!! cumming out of my ass.

i took a turd so big it lifted me off the toilet seat

turd by tit fuck bitch March 9, 2010