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rusty swordfish

fucking a chick in the ass until u get poopy dick and then stick it in her vag :-)
Johny gave that skank a rusty swordfish last night, and now she's got ecoli-of-the-vag.

jamaican swordfish 

shaving your pubes with someone else's razor when they piss you off
they pissed me off so i took their razor when they werent looking and shaved my pubes with it. in the morning they have just recieved a jamaican swordfish
jamaican swordfish by jsdkfalk April 14, 2010

Russian Swordfish 

When you stick you ear through one ear and it comes out the other.
Dallas threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother.
Russian Swordfish by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

Russian Swordfish in bossmode 

When a higher (your boss) constantly bombards you with indoctrinating bullshit and succeeds at "it" .
Turning you into a "Russian Swordfish " that does the same with its collegues.
„My job at the Call Center is depressing, my supervisor acts like it's not, but he's just a russian swordfish in bossmode.”

sour swordfish 

Having sex with a female who has a yeast infection, the finishes with a blow job.
I'd like to try some sour swordfish for dessert.

National Swordfish Day 

Celebrated on the 15th of July and you have to give your friend a swordfish(drawing).
Person 1: Dude here, it's National Swordfish Day!

Person 2: Wow thanks! a drawing of a swordfish!!