Chandelier Swinging

To swing from the chandeliers is a VERY common expression that means to have a wild party.

Sia: She's chandelier swinging and lives like tomorrow doesn't exist.

by IGGYlovesyou August 13, 2014

Intelligence signaling

To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.

Ties in well with virtue signaling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.

The intention (as well as virtue-signaling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.

My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signaling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.

by mogydee June 14, 2020

Changing lanes without signaling

It's when a man goes from the vagina to the anus in one quick motion without warning his partner.

I was changing lanes without signaling on Renee in the shower and she went deaf for a minute.

by intelinside August 5, 2010

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

swinging off my nuts

Someone is kissing up to you/kissing your butt.

He was totally swinging off my nuts.

or

He was totally swinging.

by Xtina & Idnarb April 26, 2006

swinging a cat in a gymnasium

Metephor for having sex with a female that is very "loose". The extra vaginal space can be compared to swinging a cat by it's tail in a large room, such as a gymnasium.

Jim: "Yo, I heard you've been banging Samantha. She good in bed?"
Joe: "Dude, that chick's been around. Banging her is like swinging a cat in a gymnasium."

by thewakeupguy April 23, 2008

swinging brick

The condition of a persons heart, hard, calloused, tough, grumpy; a heart of stone, or cold hearted perhaps.

Some might say that this swinging brick isn't made of flesh and blood.

Or
Grandchildren have a way of melting even the toughest swinging brick.

by Sadie_Kay February 14, 2018