Foot Sweep

When you jack off or have some sex in the shower, the excess cum needs to be swept towards the drain with the foot, as an act of courtesy.

Hey Charlie! You jacked your bird in the shower and couldn't even do the foot sweep?!?

At least our friendship is goin' down the drain.

by for real skizzet January 30, 2008

sleepsturbate

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.

Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.

by von dildus August 6, 2010

sleepspastic

a characteristic of someone who moves around a lot in their sleep; someone who is prone to kicking in their sleep; someone who tosses and turns a lot in their sleep

My sister is sleepspastic! I don't like to share a bed with her; I might get hurt!

by JenCheer January 30, 2009

sweep my backroom

when one says "sweep my backroom" they are referring to cleaning their ass out before ou pound them hard

she said " sweep my backroom", i was like wtf im outta here nasty bitch

by ics6969 August 5, 2009

Champion Chimney Sweep

To have crazy, vigorous sex with someone from or within the Greater Sacramento Area.

"You Champion Chimney Swept my friend!"

A: Where are Tom and Sarah?
B: Oh, they're in the back room Champion Chimney Sweeping.
A:Grosssss

by Champion Chimney Sweep March 19, 2010

Oregon chimney sweeper

This is a sexual act. It requires at least 3 people and is similar to shotgunning weed. The first person takes a hit and exhales it into the second person's asshole. Then, the third person inhales it from the asshole. Ideally you will have more than three people, and can continue this until the smoke dissapates.

Dude, you want to do the Oregon chimney sweeper tonight?

Yeah I'll bring Tony and Casey!!!

by Yeeshia May 30, 2017

Make-a that sweets

Having sex like your old Italian-American grandparents taught you.

"Nonno, how-a do I make-a that sweets?"
"Like-a me and-a Nonna taught-a you."
"Grazie."

by Fandank January 5, 2020