weiner sweeper

-noun

1. A mustache so rich and full that it may be used to sweep the dust off another man's penis.

2. Synonym for molestache.

Hey, check it out! Someone with a mustache like that must only be using it for a weiner sweeper.

by ntgalloway September 7, 2009

Dick Sweeper

Large bushel of upper lip hair known to have a push broom like quality. AKA D-Sweep

Example 1: Did you see last nights episode of Magnum P.I.? Tom Selek has a phenominal dick sweeper!!! Example 2: Don Frye keeps his "D-Sweep" clean.

by AZ Wild Bill June 22, 2011

Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

by joshthephotographer138 October 24, 2014

Floor Sweeper

A derogatory term for man who behaves like a dick so big it would, if real, touch the floor and sweep it clean as he walked along.

“John is a real floor sweeper.....” implies that someone named John is behaving like a very large dick.

by Urban Worrior May 8, 2014

St. Louis Street Sweeper

When you bend over and shit on your dick while your partner kicks you in the balls from behind.

Ken likes getting ball-beaten and shit on he should try the St. Louis Street Sweeper for a double whammy

by Thugnanimous April 14, 2021

Sweezer

Your best friend or your person.

Me and my sweezer just got matching tattoos!

by Elvisa Hanson August 26, 2009

Street Sweeper Social Club

A band that is more than a band, but a social club. Its frontmen are Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave, and Boots Riley, rapper of The Coup. They mix the styles of The Coup, Rage, and Audioslave. Their hits include "Promenade", "Clap for the Killers", and "The New Fuck You."

SSSC, or Street Sweeper Social Club to you Club newbies, is amazing.

by TheHurtado4 November 14, 2010